Heck, even we can't work out what this one's saying.

It seems the house of Dracula is not at an end. I... I knew of the coming child, great master. But I was sworn to secrecy. You did well, and now the netherworld can rejoice. The vampire child will be born in the man of the human world. The Countess - she shall have a boy! And he shall inherit his father's throne! And one day shall be crowned the new king of the netherworld! When will this be, great master? Not in your lifetime, Brian. But you must prepare him. I shall undertake that task, with great pride. My dear Burt, even now the Count is on his way. The air... .is already electric with excitement. Yeah - the representatives of the netherworld will soon be gathering to pay homage to their new King. What a triumph it will be... this coronation will establish our people, once more united under one leader. Yes, indeed. Have you, have you calculated the moment? No, not yet. All I can say is the crown must be placed upon his head in the next seventy-two hours. But which moment is the final hour is yet to be revealed. It is he who will be King. Come down - it has been many moons since we've last seen each other. Are you well? Of course - am I not always well? Now tell me of yourself. And your musical studies - do they progress? Over the years I've been resist by considerable types of music there is, you know. Splendid, and your health? Feel no stress? Gratious. No other account sensation or hack of thought? No - why do you ask? Only to be sure you're at your very best. Couldn't be better. Good, good. Long ago, long long ago. I don't know... go your... Remember... is a place from long ago. Remember... is a place from long ago. Remember... is a place from long ago. Remember... is a place from long ago. Remember... is a place from long ago. Remember... life is just a memory. Remember... close your eyes and you can see. Remember... think of all that life can be. Remember. Remember. Remember... life is never as it seems. Dream.... ooh, ooh. Dream.... love is only in a dream. Remember. Remember... life is never as it seems. Dream... Long ago Far away Life was clear Close your eyes